Satire you can wear. Irony you can sip from.

Because pretending to care is exhausting.

Agile Apparel

For all the orgs that just slapped “Agile” on top of a Gantt chart and called it a transformation. These ones are for the PMs running three-week “sprints” with a nine-month release plan. Wear this and let the irony manage itself.

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Corpality (noun) – [kor-PA-luh-tee]

A satirical term that blends “corporate” and “banality,” referring to the soul-crushing sameness, jargon-filled culture, and performative professionalism that define life in Corporate America. Often used to describe the lifeless routines, endless meetings, and faux-enthusiasm found in large organizations.

Mission Mugs

Steeped in sarcasm and brewed for burnout, this collection pokes fun at the rituals of big business, where buzzwords matter more than meaning — and coffee is the only consistent leadership.

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